Will trade quality professional ink for telus iphones in Calgary, Alberta for sale

I am looking to trade my skill for the following items:
Flat screen tv's, monitors, smart TVs (will give awesome deal for telus iphones right now as i am in dire need of one)
iphones Ipads any generation, Ipod touches, broken or working
Laptops & computers prefer to be capable of running windows 7
Car audio equipment ie: subs, decks with touch screen, amps and accessories
Xbox 360's slim as long as it has not been modded
PS3's and related hardware
Tablets in good condition Samsung galaxy etc: smartphones and other various electronics.
I am willing to trade my professional trained services in skin art (tattys) for any of the items above. I have been professionally trained and licensed in British Columbia for over 10 years. All my equipment is sterile and one use disposable.
I also travel to you, in the comfort of your own home. I have just recently relocated to Alberta and am in the process of developing a customer base here. If this interests you at all and you would like more details please email or text , i can provide you with a link to my fan page with over 500 fans.